WISHES FOR THE YEAR

I had a conversation with an interesting person last night. Since both of us were ushering the new year at the comfort of our homes, (via yahoo messenger), we made a few wishes, (me- toasting with red carmenere and him, shiraz - winner for young havest) which I think, are too irresistible in order not to blog them. So, here they are…. in no particular order:-

His wishes

• To good and healthy life
• To friendship
• To....the crusaders and the muslims .... may they find peace
• To the terrorist...may they find peace and boredom of killing
• To lousy drivers.....suckers..may they have manners
• To mother nature..have mercy
• To my weight...increase!
• To my effort in work....be rewarded with good health...and money
• To your japanese language...may u converse like a geisha
• To your car....may it be a rally car
• To careers....satisfaction and recognition
• To your house...may it turn into a designer's pad...
• To George Bush..may he realise his stupidity...and do something good....to the world
• To travels...may we travel to more places further and longer without jeopardizing our career...hehee
• To you, may you find the real deal in your profession
• To outstanding balances......may we be free from debt may it be monetary or...kind
• To teachers of calibre..may they be happy and rewarded
• To Malaysian police men, may they upgrade themselves a bit and keep themselves off squatting exercises
• To cells, may they keep on being original and don't be fucking showoff and mutate. cells in everyone..stay put!!!
• To south of thailand....may they find peace and may the crazy killers be brought to justice and peace restored
• May your handphone be so sophisticated that it can withstand shock and rain and snow...
• May we be surrounded by true and genuine frens always
• May we be free from harm and danger
• May we be able to offer help to anyone who need them

Mine

• To great sex and multiple orgasm
• To the lonely hearts, may they find great love
• To the orphans, may they find loving family
• To the pets in the pound, may they find good owners who treat them like darlings
• To the tsunami victims, hope that the funds get to them, and not taken away from so called coordinators or government
• To my waistline, hope they don’t grow too fast, with the food I am taking
• To Sasha, hope she minds her manners in school
• To you, hope you recover from flu/asthma soonest possible
• To your gay boss, hope he finds an assistant who can tolerate his PMS
• To you and your gf, hope you guys patch up soon
• To you, hope you realize you are perfect enough
• To the Monk, hope he finds nirvana
• To Sekinchan Boy, hope his hair stop thinning
• To you, hope you get to travel to your heart's content
• To Malaysia, hope they stop doing anything stupid for Malaysia Boleh feat
• To cheese cake, hope they come in lower calories
• To photography, hope both of us can take smashing photographs all year long
• To you: hope you get what your heart wants
• To the seafood in Tanjung Sepat, hope they remain fresh all year long and do not succumb to over rating
• To you: hope you find peace within your heart always
• To WY, may she finds the JUST RIGHT man soon
• To Ann..may she be healthy always
• To Kim, hope both mother and baby will be perfectly alright
• To government officers - may they properly understand the word: EFFICIENCY
• To Malaysians: may they realize, an accident is not a freak show - and pls dont stop to look
• To Cherry: may her life be full and happy
• To Party Girl: hope her parties get more happening, and her collection of LV handbags beats Imelda Marcos' shoes collection
• To Pakistan, hope they have enough coats to keep them warm in winter
• To my aunt, hope she kena 4D banyak banyak.
• To Angel, hope she had found peace within her heart and soul