TOP TEN

I renewed my road tax today.

Insurance agent: You got kena summon or not ah?

Self: What summon?

Insurance agent: You drive like Formula One driver… sure kena one!

Self: CHOY!
After exactly one year of driving in KL, here are the top 10 types of drivers that ought to be banned from the roads or have their license revoked or placed on a house arrest (preferably clobbered to death)

10. Driving at 50 kmph on the fast lane when there is no other cars in other lanes

9. Putting a perpectual signal to turn left or right but having no intention to turn at all

8. Slowly cruising the road, maintaining a two-cars-apart (as per the undang undang book) distance in a hectic morning jam

7. Putting the high lights on and tailing your car 1 foot behind

6. Talking happily on the handphone and totally oblivious about the surrounding cars trying to avoid knocking into him/her

5. Honking loudly at you when you go into the other lane even if the other car is like 20 feet away from behind (with a signal on)

4. Uncivilised drivers who practically unload all the rubbish from their cars to the road when they are waiting at the traffic light

3.Taking it for granted when you gave them way at a junction by maintaining a speed of 20 kmph ahead of you

2. Lost drivers who maintain a 10 kmph ahead of you on a small road and occasionally slam on the brakes, and having no common sense to stop aside and ask for directions

1. Stopping for a minute to look at an accident/break down and cause a massive jam even if the accident only leaves a slight scratch on the bloody bumper
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Comments

Backup comments said…
Well, I encounter all ten (10) of them daily. Got used to them, still cursing as usual..
Paul | 07.14.04 – 12:23 pm | #

Used to cursed them. Gave up cursing for good!
Ann | 07.14.04 – 1:39 pm | #

haha.. probably when i drive as long as you people, i would have given up cursing for good.
Gina | Homepage | 07.17.04 – 2:01 am | #

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