OCTOBER FEST - GINA'S STYLE

Happy Halloween!

So much hype has been given to the October Fest in One Utama last week – fellow Malaysians were as kiasu as their Singaporean counterparts – beer for RM1, pay minimum amount for eat-all-you-can sausages, queuing in almost every stall, jam packed like sardines… etc.

To avoid unpleasantness in big crowds – groping, sweaty armpits, pick pockets, etc, I decided to have my very own October Fest – MY WAY.

Another year is passing, so there will be a major booze party to celebrate friendship. Since WY’s birthday fall on this month, and there would be a long holiday after that, we decided to throw a party to gather both our old and newfound friends around together.

Invitation e-mail was sent earlier:-

We would like to cordially invite you to the wildest party of the year:-

Where and time? Withheld to avoid unnecessary party crashing
When? Tonight!!!
What about? Saja lah - Get Wasted
What to wear? As this is not a Halloween party, COME AS YOU ARE. (Some people look scary without any costumes). If you wanna come as a belly dancer, we won’t stop you either. Please be advised to wear pants. Some games are gonna get really sleazy and nasty.

Special Appearance

Pornstar Tiffany and her dildos show.

List of Invitees (Entrance is strictly by invitation only)

The Bar Fly Boys (Bee Stung Lips, Sam (not the stalker), Chris and CK), Sekinchan Boy, Ms Lactose, Budak Kilang, Mun Yee – my lucky star, Pr0digy, Ed, pornstar Tiffany, Sexy Sharon, hot babe Caroline, YY + partner, Anny (Second No. 1 fan), Joseph Loves-Anal, Dennis a.k.a. Yabba, Jess, Gladys, Yik

I invited Ann, my first no. 1 fan but she mati-mati doesn’t want to come, saying, she doesn’t drink and not willing to be assigned as the puke collector. Lansi habis. Ish… ish.

Itinerary

07.00 pm Arrival of guests
07.30 pm Dinner
08.30 pm Games with drinks (strictly no stripping please, we are conservative people)
10.30 pm Will smoke if get a bit tipsy (strictly no drugs. Cigarettes are not provided, bring your own)
10.45 pm Sleazy games and drink some more
12.00 am Drink till you drop

What’s for Dinner, Hun?

We came to conclusions that it is best to have a pot luck party.

Here are the lists of things to be brought by individual persons:-

Gina – Popiah & Something else
Ed – Vegetarian dish
WY –Tiramisu
Tiffany – fried mee hoon & dildo (oops – dildo is not food, I beg your pardon)
Ms Lactose – Ayam Ponteh
Sekinchan Boy – Henessey VSOP
CK – drinks
Lucky Star - Jelly
Budak Kilang - Tuna Sandwich
Joseph LA - Snacks

For those who doesn’t know how to cook/ do not have a cook at home, please come with the following:-

Ribena – One Bottle
Ice Cream Soda – 2 bottles
Coke – 2 bottles
Tonic
Lotsa ice

Kindly coordinate so that we don’t have repetitions.

What’s at the Bar, Dude?

Absolut Vanilla
Hennessey VSOP
Bombay Sapphire
Merlot

* Feel free to add variety to the watering hole

Essential information:

Please park outside at the open car park as parking rate at XYZ Condo is on hourly basis – fucking expensive.

Please call Gina or WY when you reach the lobby. You would need access card to go up to the condo.

Anyone who is too drunk to drive home, be rest assured there will be 3 rooms in this condo for you to crash in. If you wanna have sex, condoms and ky jelly are NOT provided, so bring your own. (Update: Chris said he would bring condoms for everyone)

Check out by noon, 30 October 2005.

Important notice:

There will be a flat rate of RM10-RM15 per person to cover costs of room rental and liquor.

Please do not trash this place beyond recognition as I might need to book it again when my outstation relatives come to stay a night for my brother’s wedding next year!

If were to compare last year’s booze party, this year’s definitely rock!

Update: Chris’ sister, Michelle, is miraculously conscious and accepting the fate that befell her with so much positiveness. The doctors were puzzled as her conditions usually would be fatal, but she is still being placed in ICU for further observation. Thank God!! Thank you for your prayers and well wishes. Michelle even told Chris not to miss this party because of her and said she would be alright.

Have a good weekend and long holiday everyone.

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Gawd... I am a bloody alcoholic!!