WHO'S THE BOSS?

Who's the Boss?

I am well known for speaking my mind to the verge of causing me to lose my job. Not something that I am entirely proud of. If I were to stay put in the corporate world, I would better do something about it.

So, kids, don’t try this to your boss. It doesn’t work if you don’t have a charming personality like mine. I am serious.

To Sugar (Present Boss)

1. My brain is dead. I can’t think right now.
2. Can I go home and sleep now?
3. Sorry. I am so blur. Last night I went boozing.
4. Why are you behaving like me?
5. Why you so mangkok one?

To the bitch (Previous Boss)

1. What can I say? You are the boss.
2. I don’t understand what you mean.
3. I don’t know what you want.
4. This is common sense.
5. What is your problem?
6. Do you understand the words that are coming out from my mouth?

To another ex employer (A nice man, really)

1. When we did good, you never compliment. You always pin point our weaknesses. It is like a black dot on a white paper. You will always see the dot, but never the entire white paper.