IT'S RAINING MEN

Cleo EB'05 Preview

It was raining men in KLCC last Saturday. Everyone (desperate girls, spinsters, teens, aunties, uncles, males, both straight and gays alike) was checking out Cleo’s 50 most eligible bachelors’ (“EB'05”) preview.

I was supposed to be on my way to Tanjung Sepat for another makan-makan trip, but it was called off last minute because our host suddenly remembered that she has to attend her brother’s graduation ceremony in Penang. If I were her brother, I would be very depressed.

Having nothing to do, I hit down to KLCC, to join WY, to catch a glimpse of the hot males strutting down the catwalk.

This year’s batch is quite alright. Most of them are photogenic. Heck. One of our BarFly boys is in the running for the grand prize. VOTE for EB no. 22.

Every year, the boys are getting younger, and I am getting older. I still have the very first issue where they initially launch the search for 50 most eligible bachelors. Every year, without fail, I would attend the preview – unintentionally. It was ALWAYS coincidental for me to go to KLCC during this event annually. I haven’t had the faintest idea on how I did that. Probably the pheromones secreted by the males are just too strong to resist. Heck. I am always lurking in KLCC – the gym, the cinema and Kinokuniya.

Well, here are some of the eligible bachelors that caught our attention.

EB No. 1

In the question-and-answer event, when a girl was asked to choose a bachelor, a GUY in red flowery shirt, on the first level, was frantically screaming his balls off, “NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!” If you have seen the movie: BE COOL, any guy who likes shiny and red-colored stuffs are gays.

EB No. 1 is darn gorgeous. I think he is gay. Judging by the way he walked and talked, and his legion of male fans in red.

EB No. 17

Chris called and complained that EB No. 17 has 40% of votes. He and his friends had spent days on the internet to vote for EB No. 22, but to no avail.

EB No. 24

Ann proudly announced, “THIS IS MY CLIENT”. .. as in management services.. not other services.

EB No. 25 & 26

They looked good in prints and in person. Yum yum.

EB No. 34

This guy thought he was in the Malaysian Idol audition. He just went on and on with his singing.

EB No. 36

I am head over heels over this guy. He is oh-so-gorgeous. *Slurp*

Ed, my new found gay friend, being a wet blanket, confirming EB No. 36 is a gay, “Personal trainer worr.. what do you think?”

Probably he is saying that so he could keep EB no. 36 all to himself! Biatch.

EB No. 39

He looked like a credit card salesman.

EB No. 41

My first internet blind date. It was through him that I got to know WY. While my friendship with WY progresses, he swiftly diminished as a mere acquaintance.

Haven’t seen him in 8 years, he had transformed into a woman (he looked pregnant and.. boy.. he should start wearing bras before his tits start to sag).

EB No. 42

He is the Malaysian version of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. This guy sizzled on the dance floor. Ed thinks he is very cute.