10 REASONS TO BE CELIBATE
Self: Eh.. I am writing something on the 10 reasons to be celibate.. but I can only think of 3.
Ann: Why not you give 3 reasons to be celibate and 7 reasons to have sex?
Ann, the no. 1 fan is a genius. Unfortunately, she doesn’t blog, and I am celibate to come up with reasons to have sex.
1. Save money on rubbers.
2. Do not need to worry whether to shave or not to shave.
3. Do not need to worry about STDs.
4. Do not need to worry about whether to swallow or not to swallow.
5. Do not need to worry who would come first.
6. Do not need to worry whether you could get it up.
7. Do not need to worry yours is too small compared to her/his other sex partners.
8. Do not need to bear the 10% chance of getting pregnant should the condom breaks.
9. Do not need to get blood test for HIV and STDs every 6 months. (depending on how promiscuous you are)
10. Do not need to wash bed sheets.
11. Do not need to come up with 101 ideas to explain where did you sleep last night to your conservative parents.
12. Do not have to worry if your spunk taste funky especially after a meal of petai.
Hey.. I came up with 12 reasons instead. I am doomed to remain celibate the rest of my life.
Ann: Why not you give 3 reasons to be celibate and 7 reasons to have sex?
Ann, the no. 1 fan is a genius. Unfortunately, she doesn’t blog, and I am celibate to come up with reasons to have sex.
1. Save money on rubbers.
2. Do not need to worry whether to shave or not to shave.
3. Do not need to worry about STDs.
4. Do not need to worry about whether to swallow or not to swallow.
5. Do not need to worry who would come first.
6. Do not need to worry whether you could get it up.
7. Do not need to worry yours is too small compared to her/his other sex partners.
8. Do not need to bear the 10% chance of getting pregnant should the condom breaks.
9. Do not need to get blood test for HIV and STDs every 6 months. (depending on how promiscuous you are)
10. Do not need to wash bed sheets.
11. Do not need to come up with 101 ideas to explain where did you sleep last night to your conservative parents.
12. Do not have to worry if your spunk taste funky especially after a meal of petai.
Hey.. I came up with 12 reasons instead. I am doomed to remain celibate the rest of my life.
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Comments
mdmafia | Homepage | 11.23.04 – 12:48 pm | #
Gina….you might wanna consider mdmafia’s comment ‘cuz long term celibacy’s side effect sounds scary!!
Ann | 11.27.04 – 12:40 am | #
Mdm M: So meaning.. if I dont start at all, the tissue would remain soft? Heheh.
Ann: Yes – I will jump on a man anytime soon to put me off this fear. Hahahahaha.
Gina | Homepage | 11.27.04 – 4:51 pm | #
Hey……read Sex 1001 at http://gongkapas.blogspot.com/
Ann | 12.01.04 – 2:47 pm | #