STALKER
Stalker.. die die die!
Leslie*, (Dennis’ bosom buddy, who is always with the wrong women at the wrong time for the wrong reasons) or his real name is SAM, is one serial stalker. He is a 31 years old bachelor. Maybe after this, WAS Dennis' friend.
He practically has no social life of his own. After the booze party at Golden City Condominium, he kept on pestering me to include him in ALL our booze outings. I don't mind if he is an interesting person to be with, like James, Shien.. etc. And I don't mind if he starts paying without complaining for the booze which he unashamingly drinks like a fish.
He is getting on my nerves now. So, here are some poems regarding him... (I know the rhyming thingy is getting out of hand – I promise this is my last instalment)
Aquamarine - Shien
Reached Taiping in one piece
Away from Sam is such a bliss
Wish he could stop being such a piss
Leave me alone all at ease
You guys are like Sam and Delilah
History repeats itself like no other
Me as your brother
Hope to see you guys walk down to the altar
Hahaha. F*ck. The only altar I probably walk down for him is during his funeral!
Aiya, don’t be so mean buddy
I know the road is rocky and muddy
Have a heart and you won’t feel giddy
And you don’t even have to tell your daddy
Guess you are right
Think of the bright side
Not that he is Mr Right
He keeps his distance, I will be alright
Friends and foe separated by a thin line
Know them well you won’t get a fine
Although he likes lots of wine
Forgive and forget, you will be on cloud nine
Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn
Bet you heard of this all along
He is one sad man, love forlorn
Please advise him to watch more porn
Comments
Toxic | 11.10.04 – 10:38 am | #
“Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn”
That’s the 2nd time i’ve read that statement today alone. It must be a sign
Cheers!!! :D
hyelbaine | Homepage | 11.10.04 – 11:53 am | #
When he calls, cut him off with “No, I don’t want to buy!!”
Works for me!
mdmafia | Homepage | 11.10.04 – 12:32 pm | #
If you have CLIP on your cell, you’ll know it’s him… So why bother picking it up anyway?
kay-el | Homepage | 11.10.04 – 2:13 pm | #
Toxic: Nice to see you here again! That is the thing about him. Good wine, he finishes like a fish. Tequinno.. no no. Hahha.
Baine: Take it as a sign from Venus, the love goddess.
Madam: HAhahahhaha! Yeah. Come to think of it.. he is as annoying as direct sales person.
kay-el: I did. I hung up on him yesterday night.
Gina | Homepage | 11.10.04 – 2:36 pm | #