JINJANG RHYME

Poor Monk is down with serious mouth ulcer…. It is not even an ulcer – he couldn’t pronounce the virus’ name. Some bombastic name that made him worry. That is how the doctors make money.

No wonder he didn’t asked us out for supper to avoid infecting us. (he didn’t even bother to explain and not picking up our phone calls – Charac habis!). Occasionally, we share mee hailam or bandung (some malay noodle dishes) – his favorite supper staple. This reminds me that I gotta get my second dose of Hepatitis B jab.

A friend of mine sent me these today. I find them hilarious, considering that I am also rhyming with Shien.. via sms, but bear in mind: We are NOT lovers.

Ah Lian's


Ah Beng's

So.. is it very jinjang-ish to rhyme?

Poems of the Day

Shien:
He didn’t feel so well
Coz his mouth was swell
Life must be hell
Shall we buy him ulcer gel?

Self:
Charac, charac (Meaning: attitude)
Don’t give a crap
Wait for him to beg
Then only we yak

Shien:
That was funny
Cute as playboy’s bunny
Made my nose runny
Just made you my honey