AMUSING REMARKS
I have my fair share of making and getting remarks from friends – sometimes, they are too amusing to be ignored…
On me being a smooth talker….
Ya.. thank god u r not a man, otherwise a corpse also would stand up and listen
On love being blind…
If love is not blind.. no one gets married
On dating…
Never ever date a feng shui master. His life is shortened for the advice he gave which foretold the future.
My remark: So? It is better to date an office worker then? Stress, smoking, clubbing, drinking, never exercise – would he live longer than a feng shui master? What load of crap! I would give both arms and legs to date Joey Yap!! He is so hot!
On dieting…
When the lion ate the zebra, it wasn’t having a baked potato with it. It is strictly ala carte out there in the jungle.
On cheating…
Which cat doesn’t eat fish? Just make sure you don’t choke on the bones.
On disciplining your kid…
Well, we just let him roll on the floor for two months throwing tantrums. By two months, when he noticed his tantrums don’t work anymore, he would get over it.
My remark: Two months??? You let your kid roll on the floor for two months??
Pilot boy is a patient dad.
On a useless person who doesn’t work to earn a living to feed his family…
He should just buy a RM1 million insurance, wait for a year, then kill himself.
On getting a partner for life…
WY: You are pushing 30 already. Remember your promise?
Self: I regretted making this promise. Can I pay someone else to go with you instead?
* I promised WY a few years ago, to accompany her to some dating agency if we are still single by age 30.
On watching a horror movie…
Self: I hope I don’t piss on my pants.
Sharon: I hope I don’t rip your clothes off.
* Sharon once ripped a classmate’s pinafore while watching a horror movie.
On the lousy service from streamyx to reconnect…
I can’t take this anymore!! I haven’t been getting my daily dosage of porn for the past one month!! My hormone is imbalanced now!!
On me being a smooth talker….
Ya.. thank god u r not a man, otherwise a corpse also would stand up and listen
On love being blind…
If love is not blind.. no one gets married
On dating…
Never ever date a feng shui master. His life is shortened for the advice he gave which foretold the future.
My remark: So? It is better to date an office worker then? Stress, smoking, clubbing, drinking, never exercise – would he live longer than a feng shui master? What load of crap! I would give both arms and legs to date Joey Yap!! He is so hot!
On dieting…
When the lion ate the zebra, it wasn’t having a baked potato with it. It is strictly ala carte out there in the jungle.
On cheating…
Which cat doesn’t eat fish? Just make sure you don’t choke on the bones.
On disciplining your kid…
Well, we just let him roll on the floor for two months throwing tantrums. By two months, when he noticed his tantrums don’t work anymore, he would get over it.
My remark: Two months??? You let your kid roll on the floor for two months??
Pilot boy is a patient dad.
On a useless person who doesn’t work to earn a living to feed his family…
He should just buy a RM1 million insurance, wait for a year, then kill himself.
On getting a partner for life…
WY: You are pushing 30 already. Remember your promise?
Self: I regretted making this promise. Can I pay someone else to go with you instead?
* I promised WY a few years ago, to accompany her to some dating agency if we are still single by age 30.
On watching a horror movie…
Self: I hope I don’t piss on my pants.
Sharon: I hope I don’t rip your clothes off.
* Sharon once ripped a classmate’s pinafore while watching a horror movie.
On the lousy service from streamyx to reconnect…
I can’t take this anymore!! I haven’t been getting my daily dosage of porn for the past one month!! My hormone is imbalanced now!!
Comments
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humblewarrior | Homepage | 11.05.05 – 6:30 am | #
hahah good post!
i somehow found the last two really amusing
gianne | Homepage | 11.05.05 – 7:11 am | #
sign me up
Vagus | Homepage | 11.05.05 – 12:58 pm | #
a comment for all snafu situations,
“sky fall down, use it as blanket” (in cantonese)
cheers!
JoeC | Homepage | 11.05.05 – 2:35 pm | #
better to date feng shui master i think. if he live shorter life then you’ll get all the harta faster..
yuin | Homepage | 11.05.05 – 6:26 pm | #
Humblewarrior: We are women with simple needs. As long as the men don’t give us so much trouble, it would be good enough. Hah!
gianne: I was shocked when Sharon said that and wanna switch place with a total stranger. Don’t wanna walk out naked from the cinema.
vagus: Sign you up for? I don’t drive a ferrari. *wink*
JoeC: I prefer to see my cup half full than half empty?
Yuin: Aiseh. You damn good la. Must always remember to ask you for advice!
Gina | Homepage | 11.05.05 – 10:07 pm | #
STREAMYX!!! u very bodoh, hate u so much! pay u RM88 monthly(so nice number lagi) and u service me like tahi!
eh talking bout TAHI. there’s somebody’s car in Terengganu (some bigshot if not mistaken) with car number plate TAH 1. duh.. what a car plate!
Kampungkai | Homepage | 11.05.05 – 10:58 pm | #
nvmlar. kancil oso can
Vagus | Homepage | 11.06.05 – 6:17 am | #
Ah Kai: Ha ha ha! I oni subcribe for the RM44 one.. out of mistake lor.. tersalah click. Ha ha. But it was ok.
Vagus: Wah.. then I overqualify liao. I drive a Kenari. Ha ha ha.
Gina | Homepage | 11.06.05 – 4:17 pm | #
Definitely amusing to the core! * grin *
Well, everything happens for a reason, mostly unknown. Que Sera, Sera, whatever will be, will be
Pauline | 11.08.05 – 10:17 am | #