OFFICE ABUSE OF E-MAILS

Who’s who?

J. Lo – former colleague who was an angel till I came to brain wash her. Has hair looking like fabulous J. Lo

Ah Ku – ex boss, pushing 50s, a spinster-with-a-stick-in-her-arse, giving hell to whoever works under her

Piew Cher – J.Lo’s boy friend. Meaning: Cousin Sister in Cantonese. A nickname is essential while working in my ex firm as the spinster-with-a-stick-in-her-arse might go berserk if we mention the word “my boy friend” or “my man”

Prince – former colleague, poor sod legal assistant who is still stuck with the spinster-with-a-stick-in-her-arse

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed, 04-08-04 02:55 PM
Subject: Re: hello

Eh.. I don’t think I can make it for Prince’s wedding. Best buddy coming from spore that week. Going to give him RM50 ang pow.

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 3:03 PM
Subject: Re: hello

wahlau! u so generous! i need money too...

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed, 04-08-04 03:15 PM
Subject: Re: hello

dont worry. when you and your piew cher get
married, I know what to do one.

hehehehe. must get married this year right?
Next year no good

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 3:18 PM
Subject: Re: hello

oh god! this year can not, his sister &
brother already take the Q.

I have to wait for next year! why next year no good?

ai yah, can't wait anymore, don't bother lah.

I jealous lah. Everybody has their own children now. I can’t wait.

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed,04-08-04 03:22 PM
Subject: Re: hello

yeah lah. it has been so long. aiseh.. you cant
wait to get married ah?

fatt hau? hahahaha

faster faster give birth. then send the full moon
package to Ah Ku.

write on the card: asking her, when is her turn to have
babies? Hahahahahaha

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 3:29 PM
Subject: Re: hello

if ah ku die on the spot then will I be
prosecuted?

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed,04-08-04 03:33 PM
Subject: Re: hello

definitely no lah. hahahahahahaahhahhahahha. this
is act of GOD

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 3:35 PM
Subject: Re: hello

ya lah hor, then i will be an angel. Doing her a favor, killing her from her sexless life.

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----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed,04-08-04 05:30 PM
Subject: Re: hello

i am going to perhentian with my kai kor. Remember the six
footer? :)

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 5:35 PM
Subject: Re: hello

Perhention is a very nice place, i think u choose the right destination. it was very beautiful when i went there 5 years ago, and we managed to rent a very cheap chalet near the beach at RM20/- per day with attached bathroom!

i really miss there! but don't know now got polluted not.

wah, u & kai kor only,,???? hehe...

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed,04-08-04 05:36 PM
Subject: Re: hello

no lah of coz. me, kai kor and 3 other guys.

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 5:51 PM
Subject: Re: hello

wahlau, dating 4 guys, why u so greedy one?

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed,04-08-04 05:55 PM
Subject: Re: hello

i want to make babies faster than you mah. Hahahahahah

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 5:59 PM
Subject: Re: hello

then later your baby have to do DNA test to find out who's is the
father!

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Subject: Re: hello
Sent: Wed 04-08-04 06:05 PM

never mind. what i have is money.

----- Original Message -----
From: J. Lo
To: Gina
Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 6:06 PM
Subject: Re: hello

yoo... kaya betul people now! can lend me some!

----- Original Message -----
From: Gina
To: J. Lo
Sent: Wed,04-08-04 06.16 PM
Subject: Re: hello

kidding lah. i have to go now. tired lah. want to go home now and sleep terus.

UPDATE

Lessons learned from pre- Perhentian trip

Never ever go anywhere expecting demented people to plan for it. Plan it yourself.

Looks like we will be sleeping under the million stars hotel for free (on the beach) as we failed to realize that this weekend coincide with the public holiday of Singapore. And the usual way of going to a place without booking wouldn’t be working miraculously this time (these demented people take pride in walking in without reservations). To make matters worse, we are going to share the island with Singaporeans. Irony.

And we gotta drive (Koon failed to secure bus tickets). Imagine four people in a Kenari. Like sardines in a can.

I have gotten myself a sleeping bag. Just in case.

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