THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU HAVE SEX

Yesterday, I showed the Supper Gang this blog (they are totally ignorant about it till now) and some pics/videos I took while we were at Perhentian Islands. They were shocked shitless to see themselves topless and scratching all parts of their bodies (including “there”) in public as secretly captured by my trustworthy digital camera.

I was almost killed by the gang, having 20 burger ayam special stuffed in my face. Ok ok. I exaggerated. The three of them are really mild mannered people. I am now the official paparazzi of this gang. Digital cameras will be officially banned from future outings.

Apart from usual gossips about an estranged friend who is now in deep shit for having borrowed money from loan sharks and ways to avoid being ambushed by latest wedding dinner invitations, the gang spoke about religion.

We are planning to have another outing sometime soon. Inevitably, they talked about spooks in hotels in some highland resorts.

The Monk said that everywhere, there bound to be spirits/ the unknown/ the super natural filling the space of a room. These “things” wait patiently for a couple/ couples (depending on your preference: twosome, threesome or gang bang?) to get jiggy and hoped that fertilization(s) would happened in order for them to reincarnate. This is downright scary if you tell me.

It left me a sleepless night.

The Monk: … blah blah.. those spirits would take as many opportunities as possible to reincarnate as they have limited time… blah blah..

Self: You mean, they have expiry dates for reincarnation?

The Monk: *LOL*

This morning, office e-mails abuse striked again.

----Original Message-----
From: Gina
To: The Monk
Sent: 2004年8月16日 8:32
Subject: morning

yesterday nite, after you told me about the shagging in hotels, and those spirits waiting for reincarnate should the girl conceive left me a restless night. thank you very much.

----- Original Message -----
From: The Monk
To: Gina
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 8:44 AM
Subject: RE: morning

Aiyoh,...come on...are you irritated coz lack of sleep from the story I told? Actually, not only in hotels, they are everywhere.. whenever the action is on ...can be in your house...in the kancil...under the bridge...in the jungle...Yes, this is true. Please read The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gina
To: The Monk
Sent: 2004年8月16日 9:00
Subject: Re: morning

do you have the book? you know i can't read Chinese. this is so damn scary. how come Christians don’t believe in reincarnation?

I asked a Christian friend, if there is no reincarnation, then heaven will be over populated. Of coz there must be something happen in order to ensure the whole "after-life" thingy is not over crowded.

i think too much.

----- Original Message -----
From: The Monk
To: Gina
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 9:41 AM
Subject: RE: morning

I just tried to google it but couldn’t seemed to find......Aiyo, this is quite normal, dont overstress yourself......furthermore, those unknown are just waiting for a chance...they won’t disturb people...Namo Amitabha...make yourself at ease...

-----Original Message-----
From: Gina
To: The Monk
Sent: 2004年8月16日 10:15
Subject: Re: morning

Haven’t even start doing "it", already being warned of those things looking at you when you are in action. how to relax? Is that a hoax to scare people ?

When horny, start to think of the "things"surrounding them, they sure ran out of mood. Now I understand why Kit keeps so many amulets in his room.. Hmmph.

This scare the shit outta me. Was it your plan to prevent me from enjoying myself? If you want to remain celibate, that is your problem lah. You are so evil.

----- Original Message -----
From: The Monk
To: Gina
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 10:25 AM
Subject: RE: morning

Cheh, I just want you to know the truth...Who knows you would be overly concerned about the unseen things surrounding you. You never seen these things before, why are you so freaked out?...See, get yourself into trouble...like you always do. Self-torture prone, pity you girl!

-----Original Message-----
From: Gina
Sent: 2004年8月16日 10:52
To: The Monk
Subject: Re: morning

how do you know this is the truth?

Don’t you know all women are the same? We like self inflicted pain. it is a wonder that it is not a woman who invented Sado Machoism.

----- Original Message -----
From: The Monk
To: Gina
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 11:03 AM
Subject: RE: morning

This is true because those who have developed themselves spiritually strong will be able to witness this situation. Buddha always preaches the fact and also the ways to achieve it, to prove it. So, if you want to make sure it is 100% truth, try to follow His Teachings and you will be enlightened.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gina
To: The Monk
Sent: 2004年8月16日 11:13
Subject: Re: morning

I don't think I can take it. Probably die of heart attack the moment I see those things. I think Buddhism need brave people to practise. Cowards like me will be preparing for another cycle of reincarnation, till some fine day, I were to be made into someone brave enough like you, to alter my own course of life.

----- Original Message -----
From: The Monk
To: Gina
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 11:22 AM
Subject: RE: morning

Hey hey, are you ok? Serious tone detected here. Cheers cheers ...go to bar and have a beer.

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