AQUARIUS WOMAN

The Water Bearer

Having too much time in hand, I read through this junk mail about the zodiac signs of both men and women. I think this is written by an Ah Beng or Ah Lian – the English grammar sucks. I have amended some of grammatical errors (Yes – I am THAT free in office today) to prevent heart attacks among English teachers.

Funny. I was totally bewildered by the accuracy of the description of myself. Okay.. about 80% is right.

If you are in love with a woman of this sign, be prepared to be very happy or very sorry. She is a very busy person with her own matters similar to a guy of this zodiac sign. She is able to live by herself without any guys in her life, a very strong person indeed.

Not because she does not have a dream guy, but if she cannot find such person, so what. Because she thinks she could do anything that a man can do. She is a leader, a real confident type. She likes to do things by herself, such as serving herself, opening the door herself. Because she thinks waiting for a helping hand is a waste of time, and she is not patient enough to wait around for that. If she starts to ask you out, do not think she starts to flirt with you, but because she thinks it is a waste of time to wait
for you to be the one who asked.

She adores COOL guys, who sometimes act as if he is ignoring her, in order for him to show his cockiness and confidence. She likes to guess her man's reaction, but at the same time she likes having many men wanting her. She is a daring type who could just do things differently from her peers. She dares to fight for what she thinks belonged to her.

Although she acts confident, she mostly feels lonely and alone. If she breaks up with someone, she won't show any emotions even if deep down inside her is swelling with pain and agony. Not for long she will come back to be the same old cheery and merry self again, because she looks at the world positively and has faith in love.

She has more male friends than female friends, so do not get jealous if you are dating her. She could be slightly jealous herself, but she hates a jealous guy. She loves "Freedom", so before and after marriage, her freedom has to be the same. She likes you to trust her, even if she does not trust you anyhow.

She likes to be the one who is "Right", so if you argue with her, let her win if it is not a big deal if a subject for you. She is a straight-forward type, so if she does not love you anymore, she will just tell you straight to your face. Her love and relationship are always real, so if she say "It's over" be prepare to leave, she is not testing you.

She is not a vulnerable type, so do not have to worry about her, she will survive by herself. If she is with you when you are sick, she will certainly take good care and look after you, even looking after you means dropping everything at hand. Do not keep secrets from her, she hates it and would piss her badly. When she is sad, be understanding. When she is happy, be happy with her, she likes that.

You will not get bored with this type of girl. Close friends of hers will know that deep down beneath that confident and cold hearted aquarian woman, she is just as fragile as any other woman. She is a fun, talkative person and she likes to tease you. Do not let she talk alone, if you do so, she will leave.

She juggles many jobs at the same time because she believes what a man can do, she can do it too. If you want her to work for you, forget it. When she is in love, she would just drop everything at hand just to come to see you, but not for long, she will be seriously back at work again. Prepare to live and love with a "Working Woman" then you will be just fine.

If she is mad at you, find a shelter for the "Hurricane" is here! Her bad temper will last very shortly though. She is not a vengeful type and will not think of "Pay Back" time. Most people might think of her as "One of the blokes", but in fact she is a 100% woman. She is easily hurt, so be nice to her. If she really loves you, then you are one helluva lucky bastard alive because she is an honest, truthful and will never bore you. Bear the understanding that sometimes she will be over confident and like to act bossy.