SURVIVOR, THE BEST REALITY SHOW ON THE PLANET

Survivor – All Stars, (heck – all the series!) has been the best excuse for people who don’t like joining party animals on Friday nights outing. (Better than excuses like no money/ too lazy to dress up/ don’t want to be second hand smoker/ anti-social/ getting old etc).

To make things much more interesting, my Survivor nutty friends, would send to each other to place bets or air our grievances/disgusts/annoyance over the mind boggling stupidity of some of the contestants there.

Last Friday was no exception. During the finger-biting immunity challenge:

Self: Can’t stand stupid Alicia. She’s so stupid!! If they have some brains left, they shud vote Amber/Rob off!

James: Yeah

Brother: I hope Shi Ann wins. YES!!!! Screw them all!!!

Self: Yes! Yessssh! Screw Rob! Screw Alicia! Screw Amber bitch!

James: Yess!!

Tau-Foo-Fah: Really salute Shi Ann even if can’t stand her… like Jenna.

WY: I hope Rob or Alicia get voted out. De Asian girl juz need to keep winning!

Self: if they have some brains left.

WY: I think they are all stupid. Too engrossed of getting into final four wif double faced Rob.

Brother: Hope it’s rob. Fat chance. Alicia is hopeless.

Tau-Foo-Fah: They shud use this opportunity to screw Rob.

James: Alicia is a major bitch. Some more ask Shi Ann not to b cocky.

In less than 10 mins, more than 12 sms were sent. Now we know where the one million bucks come from.

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