BIRD CAGE AND INFERNO

I walked about a street filled with antiques shop; combing one shop after another for a mysterious bird cage.

I went into a grotesque looking antique shop. The lady boss wore a pirate bandana and even eye liner like Captain Jack Sparrow. Here, there were all kinds of bird cages with stuffed birds inside. Heck. They even had a fish; a garoupa, if not mistaken, inside one of the many cages – still alive.

My heart beat suddenly accelarated. I became panicky. There was a nagging thought in my head that someone was sent to kill me. I ran and ran and ran… and ended up in a room filled with very hot air. I realized it was hell. It was all in red inferno.

All of a sudden, my role switched again – I was sitting on a director’s chair – directing an advertisement. The actor uncannily looked like Khairy – the much talked about politician in town (unfortunately not about his good deeds but.. oh well). It’s weird because I don’t even bother to read the newspapers at the first place.

Khairy – err, or the actor who looked like Khairy, engaged in a knife wielding fight with an unidentified man in very thick black cloak and sun shades; ala Matrix style. Hmmph… he’s quite cute though (the guy in shades).

Then, I motioned me-looked-like-Khairy-oh-hell-no to say the taglines.

“You lah! Never use Digi! Do you know, Digi even has coverage in hell?? Then I don’t have to be dead to come here to save you!”

I woke up. Geez. I should stop watching Astro till 2 am every night.

Oh... by the way, I use Hotlink.